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9.15.02
Today I found out I had this homepage sitting here all blank and sad.
9.16.02
Today I found out second chances can come about even when it seems they never will.
9.17.02
Ah, yes. Life at its best. Robert and I are going out again! Woo-hoo! He's so dreamy!
9.20.02
Friday! Friday! Friday is my favorite day! (Yay!) GHS football, I cried tonight. But, Robert rocks, so it's all good.
9.21.02
I'm glad he understands that there aren't words to describe some things. I'm telling you: meant to be!
9.22.02
Why did I not remember to memorize that song? Why? Well, I guess I'd rather not know the song and hold on to my pick than know the song and take out someone's eye with my flying plastic triangles.
9.27.02
I'm going out with Robbie tonight! Yay!
Later that night...
Woah! And woo-hoo!
9.28.02
Yowza! Robbie rocks!
10.3.02
"And Iran - Iran's so far away..." Erin has a boyfriend! Yay! Go, Smeek! Go, Smeek! (Yes, the song was totally unrelated to my sister having a kissy friend.)
10.4.02
I'm tempted to say, "Unreal!" but I know it is. It's just that believing that someone this amazing could happen to me seems like a dream.
"Shooting stars
Streak white assure
What we already know
To be clear and pure.
He folds me in his arms;
I fold him in my heart.
The only tradgedy
Is the hour when we part."
10.5.02
Ah, yes. The Saturday night car show with Rob and the gang. Too bad it was gross outside, but at least Robbie's a dreamboat supreme!
10.6.02
Do you know what sucks? Robert remembers the first time he talked to me. Do you know why that sucks? It was when I ran into a desk. Oh, and I hate essays.
10.11.02
The Tuxedo. Great movie. I recommend it. See it with someone fun, though.
10.12.02
Retreat in the AM. Then... (Insert dreamy smiley here.) He makes me like thunder.
10.13.02
Time is something I don't always understand. It truly is a strange thing. You cannot bend it; you cannot break it. You cannot slow it; you cannot stop it, and you cannot hasten its pace. You cannot smile at it; you cannot stare at it. You cannot always recall it; you cannot always forget it. You cannot touch it; you cannot smell it. You cannot see it; you cannot shed light on it. You cannot grab it; you cannot let it go. You cannot photograph it, but you can remember it.
10.14.02
Chillaxin Villaxin and a machine that makes Teddy bears out of carrots... It's been a good day.
10.15.02
Corn muffins, "palsie-walsie," and pipe cleaner flowers - life at its best. Plus there's this little thing I'm a part of that I can't get enough of. Want to know what that is? Robbie and me! "You say it best when you say nothing at all..." Could I be any better off?
10.17.02
One month. One amazing, unforgettable month. Wow. I never thought it would happen again, and it has, and I am just awed into silence at how great things are. Robbie, you are too good for me to even try to describe in fallible words. How did I ever get along without you?
Later that night...
Flowers? For me? And a handsome boyfriend to go with? Aaw! Why am I so lucky?
10.18.02
Erin's party is tonight! Woo-hoo! Also, it's Dana and Greg's six month anniversary! Yay!
10.19.02
Tux shopping near the Mattress Giant with the R man and his toilet tea. Mmm. (I know what to get him for his birthday. Tee, hee.) Too bad he shook that guy's hand... Kimbo, I'm proud of you!
10.20.02
I had some crazy dreams last night. Of course, I don't remember them now, but I do know they were crazy.
10.23.02
The theme for our homecoming is me and Robbie's song! Isn't that awesome?! I sure thought so.
10.28.02
Ok. Friday night: concert with Rob and his amigos. Loud (VERY loud), but no fluid leaking from the ears. Meh. Saturday: shopping with my sis and discussing the evils of Abercrombie. Evening: costume partae (woohoo) at Rob's neighbor's/Kim's cousin's house (Crazy, no?). Sunday: Shopping (Yes, twice in one weekend. I know, I know.) and muzak practice (...). Evening: Very interesting topics covered in the Fathah P. Confo'mation Question session. Note to self: Stuff is stupid when it comes from me, but when the author is unknown, it's an intersting point. Today: Bomb threat (Again.) and the homecoming assembly (Silence is a virtue.). My English teacher hates us, and humorless people suck.
10.31.02
Since I forgot to mention it earlier, happy birthday, Ricky!
Moving on, I made a couple of new friends this week. That makes me smile. You know what else makes me smile? Homecoming is this Saturday! Yay! Jump, click! I'm positively giddy like the schoolgirl I am! I had a fun bus ride home, and Robbie is due over in about 45 minutes, a nice irregularity in my Thursday night routine.
11.2.02
Wow. Just... wow.
11.4.02
I look like a bird and apparently a drunkard, too.
11.8.02
Hangin' at the Smith family humble abode.
11.9.02
Happy birthday, Robbie! I love you!
11.10.02
Church, church, and more church. At least I didn't trip in front of the whole congregation. And I looked awfully cute in my flower skirt, I might add.
11.17.02
Ok. So I haven't been updating this enough. Friday: plans were cancelled, but it worked out for the best. That's one day I could never forget. Saturday: again, plans altered, but a good night of Robertness was had. Today: our two month anniversary! Yay! I love Robert Smith!
11.18.02
Dana-bo and Grego: happy 7 months! I heart you two!
11.22.02
Wow. Never, ever, EVER see your high school's performance of "The Velveteen Rabbit." Ever. Unless you have a hottie to sit with. (Robo shakes just thinking about being cold. Is that cute, or is that cute?)
11.26.02
Google! Last day of school for the week! And a really hot date for tonight. Can things get any better? I think not.
11.27.02
Ok. So I wake up this morning thinking that the latest it could possibly be is 9:00 AM. Guess what time it was. 11:00!!! I haven't slept in that late since... Well, I can't quite remember the last time I slept in that late. Thank goodness it isn't a school day though, because I would've been in Mrs. Nevismal's class. Blech!
12.1.01
Smeek is gone. Sigh. Heavy, heavy sigh. Perhaps I would miss her more if she would cover her gosh darned mouth when she was hacking.
12.18.02
Ok. So I haven't updated in a while. I have a life (Egad!). Yesterday was me and Roboto's three month anniversary. Woo hoo! ("Do I hear someone opening presents?" "No...") I love you, Robbie! Muah! I knew we could work through it! Today is B. McSmee and Grego's eight month anniversary. Yay! I took my chemistry exam this morning. I hope I did as good as I think. Otherwise... Well... Sucks for me. Tomorrow is algebra and anatomy, and then the first semester is completely done. Woo to the hoo. Erin is coming home tonight. (Insert salmon jump here.) Tomorrow we open presents. Shibby! Friday, I leave (I know, I know, but you'll survive), and I'll be back some crazy day before 2003. Sorry I suck at updating.
12.19.02
So the anatomy exam was easy, and I still dislike Mr. Schutz, but I got an "A" on the chemistry exam, so my break is off to a good start. However, Roboto isn't home. That kinda puts a damper on things.
Nathan is here visiting my sister. He looks like Ross.
12.23.02
Holy crap! It's cold here! There isn't much snow on the ground, but it's enough to make you love hell-hot Florida. Brr! (Oh, by the way, we didn't die on the trip here.) I miss my Robbie!
12.29.02
Ah. So nice to be home again! Roberto came over tonight and we had fun hanging out. Sigh. What a dream boat! Unfortunately, I won't have plans for New Year's Eve because he'll be working. I suppose it's time to round up the four muskateers and have a fun fest.
1.1.03
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
1.3.03
Yesterday it was one-two-three ("... Oh that's so elementry."). Cobras are Mustang's, too. Old Navy rocks. So does M. C. Escher (or whatever his crazy last name is).
1.10.03
Since I couldn't open the site to edit it, the updates are coming late. First and foremost, happy birthday, Caity! Second, tomorrow is the late but nevertheless game evening of the Kelly-Jussy-Melissa-Maggie and Associates Unofficial Christmas Exchange (Don't you wish you had a ticket). Third, I GOT INTO PRE-ENGINEERING!!!!!! (Note: I despise the usage of multiple exclamation marks, but I'm that excited, and, consequently, that much of a nerdwad.) Fourth, Robbie came over yesterday for an unexpected mid-week visit (Yay!). Fifth, it's Friday! Woo to the hoo. Sixth, though giraffes don't make a noise, they do make a motion. That is all.
1.12.03
I heart Kelly, Jussy, and Melissa!
1.19.03
Friday was our four month anniversary! Yeah!
1.25.03
The day of my little guitarist dreams has finally come: the Takamine is mine! I bought it from a guy who wore all black with brown shoes. But, oh! Who cares if anyone matches? I paid for five hundred thirty-four dollars worth of acoustic bliss in cash. All I need now is some mad skill to go with that beautiful excuse to kill a tree and laquer it up. (Ee! I heart my new guitar!)
1.16.02
Super Bowl Sunday and no Youth League. Shibby! I hope the Bucs win! Gooooooooo Tampa! Woot, woot! Rob's coming over this afternoon. Total yayness.
1.31.03
So... Guess what? WE FRIGGIN WON THE SUPER BOWL! GO BUCS! GO TAMPA! Krazy was at the pep rally today, hailing our winning team. They made the white guys get up and dance with the step team divas. Oh, Krazy. You so crazy, foo'.
2.1.03
Gasparilla (and Jessica) is totally sweet!
2.7.03
Who actually goes to the fair on Fair Day? Also, I got a 100% on that really hard test in Algebra II! Shibbs! And my best friend totally rocks! (I have a crush on you too, Rocky! Just you wait until next year...)
2.8.03
The world is going to end! Aah!
2.17.03
Cinco meses! Aruuga!
2.22.03
GHS rocks. Literally. Minus the Avril bit. Also, is it not crazy to have two bomb threats in the same day?
2.25.03
My sister is 20 today! I've known her for a long time now. Also, my boyfriend is totally sweet.
3.5.03
Happy birthday, Dad! And the FCAT is gay.
3.18.03
Six months! Six months! And it's Dana and Greg's 11-month today! Yay for couples!
3.21.03
Happy birthday, Rocky! I heart you! And happy driving!
3.24.03
I love Rob!
3.26.03
Jobs, jobs, and more jobs! Ee!
5.5.03 I'm at school right now. How bad am I?

The smile on your face
Lets me know that you need me.
There's a truth in your eyes
Saying you'll never leave me.
The touch of your hand
Says you'll catch me if ever I fall.
You say it best
When you say nothing at all.

Hey there. Go My name (as I'm sure you've already guessed/knew anyways) is Maggie. I go to GHS (Go Cowboys! to Whoop, whoop!), I like to "play my hollow my box and wail," as somebody cool would poetry say, and write songs and poems. My cats like to attack section windows, a crazy lady lives near my friend, or and my favorite color is green. I like the word "die turtle," and I collect buttons. Need to know more? Check out the tab up top that says "The cow says, 'Moo."'
 
 
 
Robert: Hey, you smoothe guy, you. You make me the happiest girl in the world.  As of September 17, life has officially rocked again, but it started getting back to good the day I met you. You've always been a source of good times and smiles and complete happiness. You are so amazing. Where would I be without you and your giraffe sounds? I guess I'd still be sitting there, watching a bunny sing while you played air hockey. "Achoo!" "Moo?" You're my shooting star, Robbie! Hip, hip! Thanks for being my boyfriend, even though I'm a nerd without a bedside dictionary. I love you!
 
Dana: You are the coolest twin sister I've ever had! Thank you for listening to all my gay problems and being such a great best friend! Now we only need to get you to stop laughing when my dad drives over speed bumps, you bax. Remember: tomatoes suck! Starfest rocks (literally). You've been the sweetest person in the world to me, and I can't tell you how much you mean to me. Thank you for being my best friend! I simply couldn't have found a better, more caring person to hang out with than you. I think Cora agrees ("Ow!"). I heart you! So does Grego!
 
Alicia: You're the coolest puff I've ever met! Well, actually, you're the only puff I've ever met. Sigh. You and your Abercrombie and American Eagle. Remember to eat your Teddy Grahams with peanut butter, and don't be afraid to shop at Wal-Mart like all the real cool kids. Keep on analyzing on the K-Bird, homie P, and I just may let you go to Africa with me to help out the nuns.
 
Paige: You rock! I know I haven't seen you in forever, but I still love you! Thanks for being there for me through the miles. I'm truly blessed to have a friendship that can last through time and distance.
 
Bridget: I had no idea you would be so funny! I'm so glad I got to know you. You're a great friend, even though you laugh at me a lot. "Snot!" Hey! Look! It's Little Fish! Do you want some hand lotion to smear on your persperation-soaked face? No? You think that is perhaps unwise? You're great, Pez/Dork/I!
 
Caity: Oh, boy. What do I even start with? Perhaps Thomas Bartholemew Wentworth? No, I'll... start with elipses! Naw. How about horizontal and vertical lines? You know, I should have started this the other day ago, because now I'm furtherest behind on this site! Thanks for being so funny all the time! I'll have to give you the pictures I took when I went to Nevada. Those flat mountains are absolutely... nonexistant!
 
Erin: You're the best PE buddy I've ever had! Too bad I'm too busy getting hit in the face by Sir Hitsalot to actually play. Meh. You're still an awesome friend! Thanks for skipping World History to try to get a stupid form, and thanks for listening to me! I think you're just great, Erin! I also think you go on too many fun trips! Congrats on winning the Talent Show award (even though you were in the only drama skit)!
 
Jessica: I'm glad that after all these years of knowing you that we can still sit down to a nice cold glass of Nasty Cow and reminisce about the good 'ole days... Gasparilla was a blast, and now we're the only two totally cool girls in Northdale with cars! I can't believe it's true about dogs' feet. I never noticed that either, so at least that makes two of us. "We're having duck? Oh, delicious!" Thanks for being a really fun person to hang out with!
 
Kim: You know why you're cool? Becuase I can giggle with you about boys. Tee, hee hee! Good luck with Jeremy. You deserve a good boyfriend. You rock, Kimbob!
 
Laura: My emette! Or something to that effect. Yeewah will happen someday, and we'll be so hip and cool (not that we aren't already)! Just imagine how much ketchup you could buy if you were famous...
 
Ricky: Umm... Hey. I don't really know what to say besides stop vacuuming, or maybe you'll wake up one morning and be gay. You know, I don't even look down when you say something is on my shirt. Really, I don't.
 
Jim: "Biiiiig yella buttons." Stop sticking things up your nose, especially Mall House balloons and used cigarettes. Anywho, you're hilarical. Never lose your funny side or your Mickey Mouse shorts. Thanks for humoring the philosophical insights of Jack Handy with me.
 
Kelly, Jussy, and Melissa: Yes, you are now all one unit. Never forget those concerts in the rain from our teenie-bopper days of yore. Kelly, find those crazy pants! Melissa, I know you don't have any teeth, but I still think you're great. Jussy, don't be too crazy. I know this sounds so corny, but really, I love you guys!
 
Carla: You know, that picture you drew in youth group was really disturbing, but for some stupid reason I still have it on my billboard. Be careful doing those baseball warm-ups!
 
Andrea: You have got to be the sweetest person I've ever met. Thanks for hanging out with a dumb sophomore like me! I guess we really will have to share a room for NCYC if you sleep through everything, because apparently I kick really hard.
 
Amanda: You're so cheerful all the time. I wish I had that quality. We'll have to go out and pump mulch again sometime... or not. Thanks for being a good friend!
 
Erin-the-related: You're okay for a really big dork. "I eated the purple berries!" "'Outa there.' It's the way he says it." Rol out! "It's too cliche." "In the summer time, when the weather is fine..." GAY! "Hmm... The Talented Mr. Ripley and The Haunting... Hmm... Look at all these crazy receipts!" I wonder if the Levi's girl still works there. Shamu!  "My name is Charles... Ten. Nine..." "Ocho." "No. Eight." "Ocho." "No. Eight. Seven. Six. Five..." "Cuatro." "No. Four. Three..." "Tres." "No. Three." "Tres." "No. Three." "Tres." "No. Three. Two. One. Goodbye." Balogna shoes! "Wahey!" Dad still calls him Kerploppie. Justin Timberlake is indeed a homo, sister. Wow. I could go on forever. But I'll leave you thinking about doing flips off your bed and whispering obscenities in Nana's hallway. I love you!

Ha!
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Look, guys! Deformed people shouting across the world with even more defored megaphones!

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